Saturday 9 July 2011

Dear Stones Throw Records

I realise that budgets and advances are probably tight at the moment, but you couldn't give that cunt Aloe Blacc a dollar just to shut him up, could you?


As for you, Aloe - give it a rest, eh? I need a blow-job, but you don't hear me writing a fucking song about it.

Regards,
Davis.

PS - Good record, like.

PPS - You're not related to Aloe Vera by any chance, are you?

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