Friday, 26 February 2010

Dear Owl City (II)

Seriously, mate, just get a can of fucking Raid or something. You're well doing our tits in now.


Regards,
Davis.

Dear RnB/Hip-Hop "Artists"

Do stop making sexual references to a woman named "Shawty". It makes it sound like like you're trying to fuck a midget.


Midget-fucking regards,
Davis.