Thursday, 24 September 2009

Dear Beatles

Let me get this straight. You want me to buy the fuckers again...?!


You wanna watch yourselves, lads (and Yoko) - you're fast becoming the George Lucas of popular music. Frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if I picked up a copy of Abbey Road and found that Ringo's been replaced on the cover by Hayden Christensen.

Regards,
Davis.

Dear Mika (II)

Okay seriously, some local-radio cuntskewer played that hateful fucking song of yours while I was in Cash Generator earlier and now it's lodged in my brain like an immovable tumour.


I've tried everything, but it looks like the only way of shifting it will be with a shotgun blast to the head. Just so you know: if I go, you're coming with me.

You ARE what I think you are. You're dogshit.

Regards,
Davis.

PS - Put some FUCKING TROUSERS ON, before I'm forced to commit a hate-crime.