Wednesday, 22 July 2009

Dear Madonna

Perhaps while attempting to erect your no doubt massively-overblown stage, those fallen technicians of yours failed to properly get their rivets "into the groove".


Thanks very much, I'll be here all week!

Regards,
Davis.

PS - You're a hateful, snotty, gappy-toothed trollop, really, aren't you?

PPS - Put some fucking trousers on, for God's sake. You're a 75-year-old mother of two.