Saturday, 2 May 2009

Dear 2-Year-Old Rapebloke


- Oooooohhhh...


What an absolute fucking rotter!

Regards,
Davis.

Dear Girls Aloud (II)

As part of my ongoing de-suggestivisation campaign to reduce the amount of misinterpreted signals between men and women, I was wondering if you'd be amenable to the idea of changing the lyric to: "Something kinda ooh / Jumping in my cunt-cunt".


No? Fair enough.

Regards,
Davis.