Who the fuck are you, where the fuck did you come from, why the fuck are you fucking everywhere, and who the fuck gives a fuck? Although marginally preferable to that cunt Kate Moss, you're still about as kooky as The Kooks. At the risk of sounding like Arkwright from Open All Hours, you can fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-fuck right off, love.
PS - Take off that T-shirt, you stupid bint. I bet you've never even heard The Cramps.